Asume

Asume is a 563-year old wolf god, and best known for being an asshole towards almost everyone. He has a crush on Rainbine, but he doesn't admit this. He hates Darnel and other bad RPers.

Quotes

"Calm your tits, young man/woman."

"Shut up, or you'll give birth to a cactus!"

"I'm going to murder this guy because he's a bad raper... DAMN IT AUTOCORRECT"